Monday, 8 May 2017

Masterchef Poem, aka ‘Ode to Torode’ (feat. NANBAN Epilogue)

Masterchef Poem - aka ‘Ode to Torode’

In a deeply secret red-and-silver kitchen,
Somewhere in London or possibly in Hitchin
( - in spite of sweeping skyscraper shots,
I’m guessing it's filmed somewhere in Herts.)

The contestants listen with a sense of forebode
To cheeky-chappy Gregg and his mate John Torode.
It's The Market Challenge!” they boldly disclose,
That's a pimped-up version of (the Hitchin) Waitrose.

The clock starts ticking, contestants are aflutter.
It's Supermarket Sweep with organically-made butter
That's been churned from a cow, who’s been pampered to the hilt
With a daily massage on Egyptian-cotton quilt.
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